That '70s Show (TV Series)

No Quarter (2003)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Red : It's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific, dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper!

• Red : You want to borrow our shower?

  Donna Pinciotti : Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls.

  Joanne Stupac : Normally, I'd rather hose off on the driveway than ask you for a favor, but I'm afraid Bob would act out one of his carwash fantasies.

  Bob Pinciotti : [with a big grin at her]  You got me there!

• Red : [seeing Eric with $3.00 in his hand]  Why do you have money? What did you do, mug a Girl Scout?

  [taps Hyde on the arm] 

  Eric Forman : [defiantly]  No, I've been selling some of my albums.

  Kitty Forman : Aw, I hope you didn't sell that "Froggy Goes a-Courtin" record!