That '70s Show (TV Series)

Kitty and Eric's Night Out (2000)

Debra Jo Rupp: Kitty Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : Eric, Honey, I was thinking tomorrow night we could go shopping, just the two of us.

  Eric Forman : Why?

  Kitty Forman : Well, because we need to get you some new shoes and some underwear.

  Red Forman : Kitty, we bought him shoes last year.

  Eric Forman : [increasingly uncomfortable]  Yeah, and I can shop for my own underwear.

  Kitty Forman : Oh no, you can not! The last time you went, you bought them too snug, and I want grandchildren.

• [Eric learns that Kitty wants him to go shopping with her to get him new underwear] 

  Eric Forman : Yeah, well I have to... bye!

  Kitty Forman : You know, he used to love going shopping with me.

  Red Forman : Look, Kitty, he's sixteen...

  Kitty Forman : Seventeen.

  Red Forman : Whatever. The point is that when a boy hits that age, they don't want to spend time with their mother. And if they do, they're weird.

• Red Forman : That's it! Eric, you're spending time with your mother!

  Eric Forman : What did I do?

  Kitty Forman : Red, don't make it sound like a punishment!

  Red Forman : Well, it is!