That '70s Show (TV Series)

Kelso's Career (2002)

Laurel Garner: Ruth

Quotes 

• Ruth : [Jackie demands that the sperm bank return Kelso's 'donation' to her]  I'm sorry, Miss, but I can't give it to you. The donor himself is the only one who has legal rights over the specimen.

  Jackie Burkhart : [turns to Kelso]  Fine. Michael, you get them. You're the only one who has rights over your special men.

  Michael Kelso : Jackie, what do you care what I do with my special men?

  Ruth : "Specimen". I said, *specimen*.