"South Park" South Park Is Gay (TV Episode 2003) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, TV Announcer, Carson Kressley, Randy Marsh, Skeeter, Conner, Clyde, Mr. Garrison, Timmy, Mr. Tweak, Jason, Kyan Douglas, Ticket Salesman, TV Executive, Jai Rodriguez, Policeman, The Crab People, News Reporter, Officer Barbrady

Jimbo Kern : Hey! My shoes don't say I pound ass!

Mr. Garrison : No, your shoes say you take it in the ass!
Mr. Garrison : Why won't anyone pound Mr Slave's butt?

Randy Marsh : Um, we don't pound butt, Mr Garrison, we're straight.

Mr. Garrison : Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!

Jimbo : Hey, now that's not true. My shoes don't say I pound butt.

Mr. Garrison : No, your shoes say you take it in the butt!
Mr. Garrison : If straight people are gonna steal our culture, then us real gays are gonna have to step it up a notch.
Kyan Douglas : That's okay, officer, I think they learned murder is wrong.

Carson Kressley : Especially in those pants.

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, TV Announcer, Carson Kressley, Randy Marsh, Skeeter, Conner, Clyde, Mr. Garrison, Timmy, Mr. Tweak, Jason, Kyan Douglas, Ticket Salesman, TV Executive, Jai Rodriguez, Policeman, The Crab People, News Reporter, Officer Barbrady