South Park (TV Series)
Cripple Fight (2001)
Matt Stone: Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Stuart McCormick, Big Gay Al, Priest Maxi, Scout Leader #3, Jimbo Kern, Man in Crowd #1, Interviewee #1
Quotes
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Cartman : Yeah, we learned how to make cakes and muffins for our bake sale!
Stan : And best of all we met this kid named Jimmy. He's disabled but he doesn't let it ruin his life - he's awsome!
Timmy : Aaaggghhh!
Cartman : Yeah, we're gonna use him to help raise money at our bake sales.
Stan : Cartman, don't say use him you big silly goose.
Randy Marsh : Son! You call your friend an asshole like a normal boy!
Randy Marsh : What did you say?
[slamming the brakes]
Stan : I just... called Cartman a name; he's a silly goose.
Stuart McCormick : Ah huh.
Randy Marsh : You do not say 'big silly goose'! You call him an asshole like a normal kid!
Stan : But, dad, I was just trying to...
Randy Marsh : You call your friend an asshole this instant!
Stan : Asshole.
[to Eric]
Randy Marsh : That's better.
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Big Gay Al : Me... kicked... out of Scouts?
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Big Gay Al : Say, are you parents gonna stand around here all night? This meeting is for scouts only you silly gooses.