The Simpsons (TV Series)
Hurricane Neddy (1996)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Krusty, Barney, Patient
Quotes
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Ned Flanders : Homer... you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer : Hey, I got off pretty easy!
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[about the hurricane]
Homer : All right everyone, it's the standard Grampa drill... everyone into the cellar.
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Lisa : Mr. Flanders - with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned Flanders : Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be Little Lisa Simpson: Springfield's answer to a question No-One Asked!
Chief Wiggum : [laughs]
Ned Flanders : What do we have here? The Long Flabby Arm of the Law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
Krusty : "Mallomars?" Ohh, that's going in the act!
Ned Flanders : Oh, yeah.. the clown! The only one of you buffoons who *doesn't* make me laugh!
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Ned Flanders : Need some help there? You know, maybe you folks should come over and hunker in our bunker.
[Ned's house is covered with tints]
Ned Flanders : Oh, it'll be fun! We're gonna go through our old cancelled checks and receipts and give ourselves an audit. Make sure we don't owe anything extra.
Homer : Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel.
Ned Flanders : Ho ho, no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha...
Homer : [sternly] *I* would make it my *business* to be a third wheel.
Ned Flanders : Okily dokily. Oooh, I better go take down the Manger scene. If baby Jesus got loose, it could really do some damage!
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Homer : [during a psychiatric "experiment" to cure Ned's' insanity] Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!
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Ned Flanders : Well, sir, everyone's alive. Guess that's something to be thankful for.
Homer : Now, that kind of attitude's not gonna get your house back.
Marge Simpson : I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude Flanders : Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.
Ned Flanders : You know it's kind of funny. The only thing that survived the storm were the family tombstones.
[said tombstones are named Ned, Maude, Rod and Todd]
Ned Flanders : They're all we have left.
Homer : [walking off] Welp, call us if you need anything!
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Patient : Everybody outside of this room is against me... I can hear you walking by!
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Dr. Foster : We want to teach Ned to release his anger in healthy doses. We need someone so irritating...
[Homer is blowing a bubblegum ball]
Dr. Foster : ... that Ned simply will not be able to repress his rage.
[the ball has almost filled the space between them]
Dr. Foster : Homer, can you be that annoying?
[the ball bursts over Dr Foster]
Homer : What?
Dr. Foster : Get in the booth.
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abraham simpson : I ain't leaving this nursing home i was born in this nursing home and ill die in this nursing home
