The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dumbbell Indemnity (1998)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, President Chimp, Barney, Hans Moleman
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Quotes
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[Homer is sitting at the dinner table in all black with a balaclava on his head]
Marge : Why all the black?
Homer : Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?
Lisa : You look a little nervous, Dad.
Homer : No, *you* look a little nervous, Lisa.
Bart : You're up to something, aren't you, Dad?
Homer : NO. I'm just going out now to commit certain deeds.
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Homer Simpson : Hey, I thought your mother told you to take a bath.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, Mom says a lot of things.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I understand, kids. I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.
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Homer Simpson : Whatever happened to your mail order bride?
Moe Szyslak : Oh, she got homesick for her old life; diving for tourist pennies in a Micronesian swamp.
Homer Simpson : So, her career got in the way.
Moe Szyslak : Ehh, I don't blame her. No girl wants to end up with a Joe Puke-Pail like me.
Homer Simpson : Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe. You're a fabulous catch.
Moe Szyslak : Oh yeah? Well, uh, how come I ain't fending off movie stars with a pointy stick?
Homer Simpson : Oh, its probably due to your ugliness. But, that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman!
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Homer : [in jail; looks out window and sees Moe singing about going to Hawaii] Hawaii? What about Hawaii? Moe, who's going to Hawaii? Am I going to Hawaii?
Chief Wiggum : [bangs on Homer's jail cell] Stop saying "Hawaii" in there.
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Homer : Must kill Moe Wee! Must Kill Moe Wee!
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Moe Szyslak : Homer, I need your help. You got to steal this car and wreck it for me.
Homer Simpson : Steal? Oh no, you got the wrong guy.
Moe Szyslak : Come on Homer, I'm one of your dearest friends... When everybody said you were to drunk to drive that time, who gave you your keys?
Homer Simpson : Aww... You did.
