Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Slicer (1997)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable.
Jerry : Where did you get that butcher's coat?
Cosmo Kramer : You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything.
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Elaine : Wow, can I borrow that thing for a while?
Cosmo Kramer : Oh no, I don't think so.
Elaine : Why not?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, you're not checked out on it.
Elaine : What do I have to know?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, where the meat goes?
Elaine : Right there.
Cosmo Kramer : Where do you turn it on?
Elaine : Right there.
Cosmo Kramer : But where does the meat go?
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Cosmo Kramer : George, why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
George Costanza : Because, you're not a dermatologist.
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Cosmo Kramer : That's a lot of potatoes.
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Cosmo Kramer : Moles... Freckle's ugly cousin.
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Cosmo Kramer : We're looking at half a millimeter.
Elaine Benes : Can it cut that thin?
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, it cuts slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
Elaine Benes : How did you know you cut it?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, I guess I just assumed.