Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 7

The Slicer (13 Nov. 1997)

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Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.



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Episode complete credited cast:
Dr. Sara Sitarides
Kruger (as Daniel Von Bargen)
Arthur Milano
David Moreland ...
Mr. Parry


Kramer buys a meat slicer and really enjoys making fresh sandwiches. Elaine's neighbor goes to Europe but forgets to turn his alarm off, driving her nuts. George gets a new job at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. Jerry dates Dr. Siterides, a dermatologist. Thanks to George's suggestion, Jerry tries a revenge date when Dr. Siterides makes him feel inadequate for not saving lives, but the plans quickly backfire. George enjoys his new job at the incompetent company but when he sees a photo sitting on his boss's desk, he remembers when he first encountered Kruger. George steals the photo out and has himself airbrushed out. Elaine enlists Kramer to help her blow the fuses in her building. But when that finally turns the alarm off, they learn that Elaine's neighbor has a cat, and blowing the fuses shut off the automatic feeder. So she borrows the meat slicer in order to feed the cat, but gets slicer happy and cuts off part of her shoe. George, meanwhile, gets the photo back, but the photo store... Written by halo1k

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When Kramer short-circuits Elaine's neighbor's circuit to turn off the alarm clock, he puts a paper clip in the receptacle, which produces no spark and the lights flicker a bit before turning completely off. In reality, if the lights and the receptacle were on the same circuit, short-circuiting the receptacle would produce a massive spark and the lights would turn off immediately with no flicker. See more »


Elaine: Wow, can I borrow that thing for a while?
Cosmo Kramer: Oh no, I don't think so.
Elaine: Why not?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, you're not checked at on it.
Elaine: What do I have to know?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, where the meat goes?
Elaine: Right there.
Cosmo Kramer: Where do you turn it on?
Elaine: Right there.
Cosmo Kramer: But where does the meat go?
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