Scrubs (TV Series)
My Kingdom (2003)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
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Quotes
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Dr. Kelso : A joke? You think it's funny they already gave away my parking spot? You think it's funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin, Lance, two hundred dollars to show up at rounds and sing, "Ding-dong, Kelso's dead!"?
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Dr. Perry Cox : And there it is.
Dr. Kelso : There what is?
Dr. Perry Cox : This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act? It's pretty convincing. But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy living inside the hairy beast. And he's sad because, at the end of the day, he realizes that the only thing people think about is what an evil son-of-a-bitch he really is. See you later, Bobbigator.
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Dr. Perry Cox : [Standing in front of Kelso's portrait] This abomination is the reason we can't afford a new computer?
Dr. Kelso : Well, that and the medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle, I mean golf weekend, and by Cleveland, I mean Hawaii.
Dr. Perry Cox : Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?
Dr. Kelso : I go to bed some nights wondering. And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. And I mean like a log, brother. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus, I mean helicopter.
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Nurse Roberts : Junior, I don't know what you're doing in my area, but you better be looking for some bandages because you're going to need them when I get through with you.
[realizes it's Dr. Kelso]
Nurse Roberts : Dr. Kelso... I didn't recognize you in scrubs.
Dr. Kelso : Well, that's okay, Laverne, I didn't recognize you without your mini-TV and your feet up.
