JD is to start his surgical practice and he would do anything to be in the group, and anything DOES include selling his best friend. Perry -frustrated by the crappy computers Kelso gives them in order to buy fancy stuff for himself- takes advantage of Kelso being away and starts a rumor that Kelso died which makes everyone happy. Written by
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In the episode, Ted's group sing a jingle to Elliot from Paul Flowers, it goes, "the best part of waking up is Elliot in your cup". Donald Faison
's first TV appearance was on a Folgers Coffee advert which featured the same jingle but with the word 'Folgers' in place of 'Elliot'. See more
The Janitor holds up his new dewalt 12v saw and claims it is 4 horsepower. 4 horse = (745 watts per horse * 4) 2980 watts. A 12v XRP dewalt battery is capable of 2.4 amps which = 28 watts of power. See more
Ted you're a simpleton.
That's funny 'cause I thought I was rubber and you were glue.
References The Wizard of Oz
Written and Performed by Michael Penn See more