Scrubs (TV Series)
My Female Trouble (2004)
Richard Kind: Mr. Korman
Quotes
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Harvey Corman : Hey, there's no pie here. Oh my god! You two are going to kill me!
Carla : Nobody's going to kill you.
Turk : Hi, I'm Dr. Nobody.
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Neena Broderick : So should we start this deposition or do you boys want to just hand us a big bag of money?
Harvey Corman : Big bag of money.
Turk : You aren't gonna freeze up around her again, are you, Ted?
Ted Buckland : No chance. I'm drugged up. Plus, if I concentrate, I think I can control the excessive flop sweat I get the second she speaks.
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Carla : Look, Turk. I know you feel like you did right by him, but you have to acknowledge that Mr. Corman here feels like you let him down.
Harvey Corman : You know what? I don't feel that way. I know you did the best job you could. But there's something you should know about me. People hate me. But in tennis, they're forced to interact. So for three hours, two Sundays a month, I have friends. You know what I mean?
Carla : So what you're saying is that even though you think my husband did a great job, you've decided to crush his spirit by putting a permanent black mark on his medical record over a tennis game?
Harvey Corman : I fear I've said too much.
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Carla : Here's what's going to happen. You're going to drop this lawsuit because it's wrong and you know it. But also because if you don't, I'm going to pound the plaid right off of that shirt and make it so that the only way you'll be able to eat pie is through a straw!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Jordan's making me stretch out her new jeans.
Dr. Perry Cox : Cry me a river. Guess what Gandhi's wife is making me do because if supposedly "broke his spirit".
Harvey Corman : Ever since the operation, I've been serving lefty so it could be a little unpredictable.
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Harvey Corman : Hey, I want you to know I still think you're a great doctor and I've been talking to my rabbi a lot lately about me finally getting circumsized. It's not a religious thing, it's-it's more for the ladies. What?
