Roseanne (TV Series)

It's a Boy (1993)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• David Healy : [having just crawled into Darlene's bedroom window at two a.m., he sees Darlene wearing a t-shirt and comfy p.j. pants]  Is that what you sleep in?

  Darlene Conner : Well, my pasties and g-string are in the wash.

• David Healy : Darlene, you hate it here! Give me one good reason not to run away.

  Darlene Conner : Well, it'd make it a lot harder to look down on Becky.

• Darlene Conner : [asking if David can move in]  You don't know how much this means to me! I mean, David's the reason I came out of my mood last year, and stopped being so difficult.

  Roseanne : You stopped being difficult? Why didn't you tell us? We would've thrown a party!

• Roseanne : [deciding between hamburgers or pizza for dinner]  Well, David, it looks like you're the tie-breaker.

  David Healy : [Dan, D.J., Roseanne, and Darlene all stare]  Um, burger's good.

  Dan Conner : My God, I can feel it. The hormonal balance in this house has shifted, and the men are victorious! Come, men, let us repair to the living room. We shall watch "The Three Stooges" and we shall scratch ourselves.

  [Dan walks proudly into the living room, followed by D.J] 

  Roseanne , Darlene Conner : [David hurries after the men, they turn to each other and laugh victoriously]  Pizza.

• Darlene Conner : [to David]  Alright. Well, I guess I'll show you your room in the basement.

  Dan Conner : I don't think so. First of all, there will be no holding hands. There will be no looks across the room. There will be no touchy-feely, there will be no hanky-panky, there will be no smoochy-woochy. And there will be none of that other stuff you're not supposed to know about.

  Darlene Conner : Can we still date?

  Dan Conner : If you want, but I don't see much point.

• David Healy : Alright, look. I have something to say to you, and it's real important that you don't interrupt me.

  Darlene Conner : Wait, let me guess; "Darlene, you just don't understand. It's different for boys. It's gotta be now, I tell you, now!".