David's parents are moving to Chicago, and David does not want to join them. Darlene asks if David can move in with them, but Roseanne and Dan declare it out of the question. Roseanne later learns that David was planning to run away, so she met his mother, who came off as mean and drunk. She treated David poorly, forcing Roseanne to change her mind and allow David to move in with them. Written by
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Alright. Well, I guess I'll show you your room in the basement.
I don't think so. First of all, there will be no holding hands. There will be no looks across the room. There will be no touchy-feely, there will be no hanky-panky, there will be no smoochy-woochy. And there will be none of that other stuff you're not supposed to know about.
Can we still date?
If you want, but I don't see much point.