"Red Dwarf" Gunmen of the Apocalypse (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

Denis Lill: Simulant Captain, Death

Quotes 

  • Death : We're gonna cut you up so small the worms won't even have to chew.

    Rimmer : You can't frighten me, I'm a coward, I'm always scared!

  • Simulant Captain : [on screen]  State your species and purpose.

    Rimmer : One of us will have to speak to them. Who's the least human looking? Listy, the mike's all yours.

  • Simulant Captain : [last words before his ship explodes]  See you in Silicon Hell.

  • Simulant Lieutenant : Incoming.

    [on the screen appears Lister's upside-down mouth and jaw with an eyeball stuck on his chin and his neck hidden by a black sheet, so he looks like some kind of weird creature] 

    Lister : I am Tarka Dal, an ambassador of the Great Vindalooian Empire.

    Simulant Captain : Our scanners reported human life on your vessel. Is this so?

    Lister : Humans?

    [spits] 

    Lister : The Vindalooian people despise all humans. They are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right, Bhindi Bhaji?

    [the camera moves across to the Cat next to him, who has also been disguised in the same fashion] 

    Cat : You bet, we hate them! Scum, scum, scum, scum, scum!

    [he spits. The camera moves back to Lister] 

    Lister : The Vindalooian Empire has pledged to exterminate them all.

    [he licks his eyeball in a reptilian way] 

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