Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Gunmen of the Apocalypse (1993)
Denis Lill: Simulant Captain, Death
Quotes
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Simulant Captain : [on screen] State your species and purpose.
Rimmer : One of us will have to speak to them. Who's the least human looking? Listy, the mike's all yours.
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Simulant Captain : [last words before his ship explodes] See you in Silicon Hell.
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Simulant Lieutenant : Incoming.
[on the screen appears Lister's upside-down mouth and jaw with an eyeball stuck on his chin and his neck hidden by a black sheet, so he looks like some kind of weird creature]
Lister : I am Tarka Dal, an ambassador of the Great Vindalooian Empire.
Simulant Captain : Our scanners reported human life on your vessel. Is this so?
Lister : Humans?
[spits]
Lister : The Vindalooian people despise all humans. They are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right, Bhindi Bhaji?
[the camera moves across to the Cat next to him, who has also been disguised in the same fashion]
Cat : You bet, we hate them! Scum, scum, scum, scum, scum!
[he spits. The camera moves back to Lister]
Lister : The Vindalooian Empire has pledged to exterminate them all.
[he licks his eyeball in a reptilian way]