Starbug stumbles upon a battleship carrying on-board murderous cyborgs called "Simulants". When the "Simulants" infect Starbug with a virus and Starbug heads on a collision course with a volcanic planet. Lister, Cat and Rimmer connect Kryten to a Artifical Reality game set and Lister, Cat and Rimmer enter Kryten's dream of the wild-west, as they set out to help Kryten to fight the virus. Written by
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and Danny John-Jules
were skilled horse riders but Chris Barrie
and Craig Charles
had never ridden on horses before. Charles was eager to learn but Barrie was very frightened of riding the horse. Charles played a prank on Barrie by slapping Barrie's horse on the behind causing the horse to rear up and run off at full speed. Barrie was extremely angry at Charles for doing this. See more
[Jimmy trips him up as he enters the saloon
You shouldn't ought to have done that, Jimmy.
[Jimmy rises, everyone backs away
Why don't you try it, Sheriff. They say you used to be faster than a toilet stop in rattlesnake country.
The end titles are accompanied with an instrumental western arrangement of the theme song in reference to the Western theme of the episode. See more