Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Future Echoes (1988)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
Quotes
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[the Cat wants to bring ten racks of suits into the stasis booth with them. Of course, there's no room]
Lister : You can take two suits and that's it!
The Cat : Two suits? Then I'm staying!
Lister : You can't stay. By the time I come out, you'll be dead.
The Cat : Two suits is dead!
[Lister walks off]
The Cat : Hey, if I cut off my leg and leave it behind, can I take three?
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[the Cat is checking himself out in the mirror]
The Cat : You know, I wish I was someone else. Then I could kiss me.
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[the Cat is watching a slide show of Lister's old photos. A picture of a rather ugly person with tattoos and a pipe in their mouth appears]
Cat : Who's that guy?
Lister : That's me grandmother. She brought me up. She was a great old lady. I got expelled from school once 'cause she nutted the headmaster when I came bottom in French.
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[the Cat is watching a slide show of Lister's old photos. A picture of a Bull Terrier and the lower half of a man holding its leash appears]
Cat : [shocked] Who is THAT?
Lister : That's me dad, that's the only picture I've got of him.
Cat : He's your father? No wonder you so ugly!
Lister : No, no, that's his dog, Hannah!
Cat : Dog? What's a dog?
Lister : It's just a pet.
Cat : Ergh, ug-leee!
[he claws at the screen]
Lister : Listen, you go and get your stuff and let me pack mine. OK? Will you do that for me?
Cat : This, er, dog. He'd better not be around here any place, because if he is I may have to chase him.
Lister : Oh, yeah?
Cat : Yeah!
Lister : Do you know how big they are? They're around 18 foot long. And they've got teeth as... as big as your leg.
Cat : Yeah?
Lister : Yeah.
Cat : Well, I may have to chase him anyway.
[while backing out of the room he bumps into the door frame]
Cat : Argh!
[he looks left and right down the corridor for the dog]