Bob Mortimer: Jeff Randall

Quotes 

• Marty Hopkirk : There's something weird in this hotel, something sinister.

  Jeff Randall : Oh, yeah what, the trouser press from hell? The breakfast menu of doom? The complimentary biscuits... of death?

• Jeff Randall : What happened Roger? You used to be one of the best investigative journalists around.

  Roger Whale : I got old Jeff and I got tired. I spent my entire life dealing with wars, famine, disease, poverty, miscarriages of justice and misery, it was killing me. They pay me very well to titillate their readers. I may have lost my credibility, but I've gained a villa in the south of France.