Quark (TV Series)
All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms: Part 1 (1978)
Richard Kelton: Ficus
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Quotes
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Betty : And Ficus, bring her flowers for her dress.
Ficus : Bring her flowers? Why, that would be a sin.
Betty : But Ficus, flowers are so romantic.
Ficus : To YOU they are romantic. To a Vegeton a flower is a blood brother. Why, my pinning a flower to a woman's gown would be like you strapping a lamb chop to your dress.
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Ficus : Are you saying that Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romanic affection at initial visual perception?
Adam Quark : Yes Ficus, love at first sight.
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Ficus : As a Vegeton I remain cool and crisp even while being crushed by walls.
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Ficus , Princess Libido : Beebeebeebeebeebee
Ficus : Is it good for you?
Princess Libido : I think so. Is this what you Vegetons find pleasurable?
Ficus : It would appear so.
Princess Libido : What do we do next?
Ficus : We wait for the bee.
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Gene : We'll teach those guys a lesson they'll never forget, right commander?
Adam Quark : Sure Gene. Ficus, have you got a reading on that ship, yet?
Ficus : It would appear they are approximately ten times bigger than we are, have six photon death rays, and a deflector shield which our weapons cannot penetrate.
Adam Quark : Our weapons cannot penetrate?
Ficus : Sir, we couldn't interrupt a small dinner party on that ship.
Adam Quark : Bettys, turn the ship around.
Gene : Commander, but you said we would teach 'em a lesson!
Adam Quark : I think they've learned their lesson.