Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Couch Potato (1987)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
Quotes
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Larry Appleton : [Trying to pry Balki away from the TV, where he is watching 3 different Schwarzenegger movies] Balki... go to bed! It is almost time to get up!
Balki Bartokomous : But Cousin, how will I know what happened to Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Larry Appleton : He blows everybody up, marries Maria Schriver and lives happily ever after.
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Balki Bartokomous : Oh Cousin, you can read me like a brown paper bag!
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Balki Bartokomous : Well, I got to tell you, I broke down and cried 'til my eyes fell out!
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Balki Bartokomous : I've got that TV turkey off my back!
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Balki Bartokomous : [Balki and Larry are on their way to a concert] Listen, Cousin, don't you think it's time you tell me who we're going to go see tonight?
Larry Appleton : Chicago.
Balki Bartokomous : I know where we are, I'm asking you who are we going to go see tonight?
Larry Appleton : Chicago.
Balki Bartokomous : Yes, I understand... I'm asking you who's going to be singing here in Chicago?
Larry Appleton : [giving up] The Beatles.