Quotes
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Bill : [finds a bag of take out in his desk] Whose food is this? This desk is not a steam table! Whose food is this?
Delivery Guy : Bill McNeal?
Bill : Oh, right.
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Dave : Don't tell Mr. James anything, but here's what we're gonna do. We'll pool all the bonus money and divide it equally among everyone.
Beth : So everyone gets the same bonus.
Dave : That's right.
Matthew : And no one gets the shaft.
Dave : Exactly.
Matthew : I think this idea is a winner. I like it.
Bill : This idea is both fair and democratic.
Dave : Thank you, Bill.
Bill : And I want no part of it. It reeks of communism, and penalizes the person who most deserves the big bonus, and speaking as that person, I cannot support it.
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Bill : Joe, who's the black undercover dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?
Joe : Why, I believe that would be Shaft, Bill.
Bill : Mmm-hmm. And who's the cat who won't cop out when there is danger all about?
Joe : Once again Bill, you are referring to Shaft. You know, they say that Shaft is one bad mutha...
Matthew : Just shut up, you guys.
Jimmy : What're you guys doing?
Bill : Were just talking about Shaft.
Jimmy : I can dig it.
