NCIS (TV Series)
The Immortals (2003)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's a bikini. Two piece.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : A bottom. And a hat?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Puerto Rican?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Any chance you're gonna try that on?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You first!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Trust me. Not gonna fit.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Pigs. I work with pigs.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Tony] Kate is going with you.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'm sure Tony can handle this alone.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : When did an order turn into a debate?
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Reynolds says there's no known material missing, but the intel's soft. They'll continue to check.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Stay on it every five minutes.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : He expressly told me to wait for his call.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, I expressly don't give a damn. Ride his ass.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [comes back from a trip bearing gifts] It's a fantasy RPG book. Complete with character books and dice... baby steps, Gibbs. Baby steps.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's in Spanish.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There's just no pleasing you, is there?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Skipper, I have reason to believe a bomb, possibly containing a bio-agent, is set to detonate aboard this ship by sunset.
Commander Rivers : How real do you think that threat is?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Very real.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [about online games] And why do they use such weird names?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : When you're a computer geek invading dungeons and fighting ogres, "Jethro" doesn't cut it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pause] Neither does "Tony".
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[about the crew on board a destroyer]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : To them, we're the Internal Affairs of the Navy.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Seaman Russell McDonald. 19. Assigned to the USS Foster.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Destroyer. Spruance Class.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, look at that, the new kid on the block's been doin' her homework.