The Nanny (TV Series)
The Nuchslep (1993)
Fran Drescher: Fran Fine
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Quotes
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Maggie Sheffield : [On her first date with Eddie] So how do you think it's going?
Fran Fine : Nice. Very nice.
Maggie Sheffield : So, you don't think I'm being too quiet?
Fran Fine : Oh, you know, let me give you a little bit of advice. Remember when Eddie came to the house and you said, 'Hello'?
Maggie Sheffield : Uh-huh.
Fran Fine : That was good. Elaborate on that.
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Fran Fine : Excuse us. Would you mind moving down a seat?
Woman at the Movie : There's two seats there.
Woman at the Movie : Yeah, but we're three. Her date is getting our refreshments.
Man at the Movie : If she's on a date, who are you?
Fran Fine : The chaperon.
Woman at the Movie : Oh, move down for the nuchshlep.
Man at the Movie : Looks too young to be a nuchshlep.
Woman at the Movie : You don't have to be old, you just have to be a loser.
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Maxwell Sheffield : [Maxwell doesn't want to let Maggie go on a date with a boy] Miss Fine, you see the position you've put me in. Now you're the good guy, and I'm the ogre who won't let his daughter go to the ball.
Fran Fine : Oh, nobody thinks of it that way.
[pause]
Fran Fine : I mean, maybe the word ogre was mentioned. You can't shelter her forever. I mean, boys will come knocking, and if you don't let 'em in the front door, she is gonna start sneaking out the window. I have seen it a hundred times. Take Teresa Palelly...
Maxwell Sheffield : Teresa Palelly the casting director?
Fran Fine : You know her?
Maxwell Sheffield : Well, I've used her.
Fran Fine : And the legend lives on.