The Munsters (TV Series)
Prehistoric Munster (1966)
Harvey Korman: Prof. Fagenspahen
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Quotes
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Prof. Gearhart von Fagenspahen : [a block of granite shatters into tiny piece after the first strike of a hammer] Alrighty, I'll call it 'Confetti'.
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Prof. Theodore J. Hansen : Well, if we could prove that our missing link here is actually, alive, then we could become famous in scientific circles.
Prof. Gearhart von Fagenspahen : Oh, knock it off with the scientific circles, that's for the birds. If we can prove that our missing link is alive, we'll be filthy rich! In the ocean we'll tell everybody to jump! The dean, the board of reason, the whole shmeer!
Prof. Theodore J. Hansen : Professor Von Fagenspahen, you're a genius.
Prof. Gearhart von Fagenspahen : Naturally! I'm German.
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Young Doctor : I want you to notice his head. Barring an absurd skull thickness, his brain capasity measures 2500 centimeters.
Prof. Gearhart von Fagenspahen : Mr. Munster, you have enough brains to fill a lard bucket!