The Monkees (TV Series)

The Card Carrying Red Shoes (1967)

Peter Tork: Peter, Alexei

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• Davy : Er, now let's understand this, you mean you're gonna shoot us and keep him because of his face?

  [Natasha nods] 

  Davy : [indicating his own face]  Well what do you think this is, chop liver?

  Davy : [Indicating Micky's face also]  Here, these two, here.

  Peter : Well, it can't be you every week, Davy.

• Peter : Don't worry, Natasha; I won't let them take you away. I'll fight to the death to protect you!

  Davy : But Peter, she's a big star! This could lead to an international incident... maybe war! The whole world could be destroyed!

  Peter : Don't worry. If the whole world is destroyed, I'll take the responsibility.

  Micky : With a little more ego, he can be President!

• Natasha : But what's the matter, Face, don't you love me?

  Peter : Well, I love you, and my face loves you, it's just my body that's out of shape.

• Nicolai : Prepare yourself, rehearsal band, Natasha Pavlova will soon be ready to dance.

  Micky : [indeterminable accent]  Mickolovitch Dolenzovitch will soon be ready to play!

  Nicolai : How soon will Dolenzovitch be ready to play?

  Micky : As soon as Dolenzovitch finds out which end to put in his mouth.

  Peter : Micky...

  Davy : Micky, it's a string intrument.

  Micky : [American accent]  Right, man.

• Ivan The Terrible : [stroking Peter's hair]  Nice American traitor, what do you know about microfilm, huh?

  Peter : Nothing, nothing. I don't even go to the movies.

• Ivan The Terrible : [at the front door]  Let me in, Monkee, I've come to kill you.

  Peter : [inside]  Oh, thank goodness!