- Peter: Don't worry, Natasha; I won't let them take you away. I'll fight to the death to protect you!
- Davy: But Peter, she's a big star! This could lead to an international incident... maybe war! The whole world could be destroyed!
- Peter: Don't worry. If the whole world is destroyed, I'll take the responsibility.
- Micky: With a little more ego, he can be President!
- Nicolai: Prepare yourself, rehearsal band, Natasha Pavlova will soon be ready to dance.
- Micky: [indeterminable accent] Mickolovitch Dolenzovitch will soon be ready to play!
- Nicolai: How soon will Dolenzovitch be ready to play?
- Micky: As soon as Dolenzovitch finds out which end to put in his mouth.
- Peter: Micky...
- Davy: Micky, it's a string intrument.
- Micky: [American accent] Right, man.
- Ivan The Terrible: [stroking Peter's hair] Nice American traitor, what do you know about microfilm, huh?
- Peter: Nothing, nothing. I don't even go to the movies.
- Ivan The Terrible: [at the front door] Let me in, Monkee, I've come to kill you.
- Peter: [inside] Oh, thank goodness!
- Ivan The Terrible: Come my dear, you will dance 'Chickenleg' like they have never seen it danced before.