Mind Your Language (TV Series)
The School Fete (1979)
Albert Moses: Ranjeet Singh
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Quotes
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Ali Nadim : Squeeze, please. I am buying you a cup of tea.
Jeremy Brown : Thank you, Ali.
Ranjeet Singh : I am buying you a chocolate biscuit.
Jeremy Brown : Thank you, Ranjeet.
Ranjeet Singh : Unfortunately, while I am coming from the canteen, I am eating it.
Jeremy Brown : Well, never mind. It's the thought that counts. Cheers. That's funny.
Ali Nadim : What is it?
Jeremy Brown : This tea tastes like coffee.
Ranjeet Singh : Excuse, please. It is tasting like coffee.
Ali Nadim : Oh blimey! That is explaining it.
Jeremy Brown : Explaining what?
Ali Nadim : All the time I am being in the canteen, I am thinking my coffee's tasting like tea!
Jeremy Brown : Never mind. I don't think I'll bother.
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Jeremy Brown : This is Robert Dogul. He used to be a news reader. Only he is retired now.
Giovanni Cupello : That's no good. It's much better we get somebody who reads the news now, like-a that Angela Ripoff.
Jeremy Brown : Rippon!
Giovanni Cupello : Scusi.
Ranjeet Singh : I am liking the other one better, Annie Mini.
Jeremy Brown : Annie Mini?
Ranjeet Singh : She is reading the news on ITV.
Jeremy Brown : Anna Ford!
Ranjeet Singh : Wrong car.
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Jeremy Brown : Ali, what are you doing?
Ali Nadim : Ranjeet and I are having a good game.
Ranjeet Singh : We are putting empty tins on a piece of wood. And for only 5p, you can be throwing 3 ballies to be knocking them down.
Jeremy Brown : Are there any prizes?
Ali Nadim : Oh yes, please. If you are knocking 3 tins down, you are winning one pound.
Jeremy Brown : I don't want to worry you, Ali. But you could lose money on that.
Ali Nadim : Oh no. You are being mistaken.
Ranjeet Singh : Nobody is knocking down even one tin.
Jeremy Brown : Why not?
Ali Nadim : We are nailing the tins to the piece of wood!
Jeremy Brown : Very ingenious.