The school hosts a charity bazaar and needs a celebrity to be the Master of Ceremonies. Max claims to be best friends with a popular British comedian, but eventually confesses to the class that he's never really met him.

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Tommy Godfrey ...
Sid
Jacki Harding ...
Barbara Keogh ...
Lil
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Jamila Massey ...
Ricardo Montez ...
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Arthur Mullard ...
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Iris Sadler ...
Gladys
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The school hosts a charity bazaar and needs a celebrity to be the Master of Ceremonies. Max claims to be best friends with a popular British comedian, but eventually confesses to the class that he's never really met him.

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8 December 1979 (UK)  »

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[Juan and Danielle open a kissing booth]
Juan Cervantes: For £5, you get a kiss on one cheek.
[He kisses Danielle as said]
Juan Cervantes: For £10, you get a kiss on both cheeks.
[He kisses Danielle as said]
Juan Cervantes: And for £15...
[He nearly swallows Danielle's mouth in a breath-taking manoeuvre]
Giovanni Cupello: I buy one of them £15 kisses!
Juan Cervantes: I no kiss you!
Giovanni Cupello: Not you, Danielle, you silly Spanish omelette!
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