Melrose Place (TV Series)
Pilot (1992)
Grant Show: Jake Hanson
Quotes
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Alison Parker Armstrong : Is Natalie in there?
Jake Hanson : Why is it that every time a girl doesn't show up at night, people think she's at my apartment?
Alison Parker Armstrong : Is she?
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Jake Hanson : Kelly?
Kelly Taylor : Jake. Why didn't you return any of my calls? I left a bunch of messages for you. Didn't you get them?
Jake Hanson : Yeah. I was just busy working on this house, that's all.
Kelly Taylor : Jake, if you don't wanna see me then I guess that's something I'll have to deal with. But don't you think you owe me some kind of explanation? I mean, three weeks ago you show up at my mom's wedding and you say let's try to make this work, and the next thing I knew you just disappeared.
Jake Hanson : Kelly, I was there as your date. I don't remember us planning our future together.
Kelly Taylor : Don't tell me you didn't feel anything.
Jake Hanson : What do you want me to do? Spend my summer hanging out at the Beverly Hills Beach Club with you and your friends?
Kelly Taylor : I don't know. But I... I just wish you'd just stop avoiding me. It's making me crazy.
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Kelly Taylor : Look, if you think I'm some stupid lovesick teenager making a fool of myself, then why don't you just tell me, okay, and I will leave. But if you really feel something for me, and you're afraid of it because you think you're too old and I'm too young. Well, I don't care what anybody thinks about us, Jake. And I don't know why you do, either.
Jake Hanson : I don't. I'm just trying to do what's right.
Kelly Taylor : What's right is what you feel. Otherwise, you're just lying to yourself.
Jake Hanson : Yeah, well sometimes you got to lie to yourself once in a while just to keep life running smoothly.
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Sandy Louise Harling : Jake, I have just decided that if you're gonna date high school girls, I'm gonna date high school boys. Starting with this one.
[to Steve]
Sandy Louise Harling : You're cute.
Steve Sanders : Steve Sanders.
Sandy Louise Harling : Hi. Sandy. So, where you all from, anyway?
Jake Hanson : Beverly Hills.
Sandy Louise Harling : Oh, Beverly Hills. Handsome and rich.
[about Kelly]
Sandy Louise Harling : Is she from Beverly Hills too?
Steve Sanders : Yeah.
Sandy Louise Harling : Well, I do believe I'm beginning to get the picture.
Jake Hanson : Sandy's an actress. Don't believe anything she says.
Sandy Louise Harling : Shut up, Jake.
Steve Sanders : You know, my Mom's an actress. Samantha Sanders.
Sandy Louise Harling : Like the Samantha Sanders from Hartley House? Oh my God. Well, I would do just anything to meet her.
Steve Sanders : Let me give you my number, and maybe you can drop by this weekend.
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Sandy Louise Harling : When it comes to women, you just don't think with your brain. I know that from first hand experience, remember? You probably don't.
Jake Hanson : Of course I do.