Married... with Children (TV Series)

Peggy and the Pirates (1993)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy, Cabin Boy-Girl

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• Prince Paco : Oh, I am smitten with that boyish kitten. Ahoy, cabin boy! I am strangly attracted to you and your dubious sexuality.

  Cabin Boy-Girl : And I to you and your easy, pretty boy manner. So, let me remove all doubt and prove to you that I am no boy.

  [Stands in front of Paco and opens her shirt to reveal her bare chest] 

  Prince Paco : ...How?

  Cabin Boy-Girl : Look closer, you idiot!

• Captain Courage : Where is the cabin boy?

  Cabin Boy-Girl : How may I serve you, sir?

  Captain Courage : You can swab the deck in my quarters, ye of cropped hair and dubious sexuality.

  Cabin Boy-Girl : Aye, aye, sir. But I seem to have misplaced my mop. May I use your nose hairs as bristles?

  Captain Courage : Mock me if you will, Cabin Boy-Girl. Now go! Before I make you walk the plank... or should I say, walk yourself?

  Cabin Boy-Girl : I sense you are threatened by my androgyny. Perhaps it is that encounter you had many years ago with your strange "uncle" pirate that hauntheth you.

  Captain Courage : I am not gay! Any man can live with his mother until he's 40.