Peggy narrates her own pirate fantasy to Seven as a bedtime story. In the story, Peggy plays Princess Scarlett. Al is Captain Courage, her pirate captor and Jefferson is Prince Paco, her savior. Rounding out the cast is Bud playing the hunchback first mate Fluvio; Kelly as the dim-witted ship's navigator; Marcy playing the cabin boy/girl; and in a surprise appearance, Marcy's ex-husband Steve Rhoades playing the villainous Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible singing of show tunes. Written by
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The final episode featuring the character Seven Bundy. See more
In the episode Peggy and the Pirates, Al's toilet gets clogged. He opens up a safe in the wall that opens from the left to the right. He takes out 1 of 3 plungers and shuts the safe door, but not all the way. That plunger is destroyed. Then, when he reaches for another one, the safe door is fully open and opens from the right to the left. See more
Rubio the Cruel
Now, nothing will stop me from marrying you, collecting your dowry, having my way with you, and killing you! Not necessarily in that order.