Married... with Children (TV Series)

No Ma'am (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Peg and the kids are watching the TV screen that says the Masculine Feminist and hear punching. The curtain goes up to see Al and his buddies don black masks and No MA'AM shirts. It also shows Jerry Springer tied up and gagged with a crude sign that says "OVULATES" with an arrow pointed at him] 

  Al Bundy : Tonight's broadcast of the masculine feminist has been commandeered by the secret society NO MA'AM, National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

  [the men cheer] 

  Al Bundy : I would reveal my true identity, but for political reasons, I cannot. But do not take me lightly. I once scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.

  Kelly Bundy : Hey, Daddy once scored four touchdowns, too.

  [giggles] 

  Bud Bundy : That IS Daddy, you mud flap.

  [points to the TV screen] 

  Bud Bundy : And that's Mr. D'Arcy and Mr. Anderson and Bob Rooney.

  Peggy Bundy : Boy, if Marcy finds out about this, she'll be down there in a second. Gee, I wonder if she's watching.

  [Peg and the kids hear Marcy's tires screech as she drives away] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I guess so.

• Jerry Springer : [on TV]  Okay, let's take some phone calls now.

  Al Bundy : Well, believe you me, this outrage shall not go unavenged.

  [Al goes over to the phone] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Now, Al, don't you think women deserve...

  Al Bundy : No!

  Peggy Bundy : Just don't embarrass us, honey.

  Jerry Springer : Is the caller there?

  Al Bundy : Al Bundy here!

  Peggy Bundy , Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : Too late.

• [as Al and his friends argue on TV, Peggy and the kids look through a book] 

  Peggy Bundy : Uh, what about Berkowitz? We could change our name to that.

  Bud Bundy : Nah.

  Kelly Bundy : Can't spell it.

  Bud Bundy : Let's see, what about... uh... What about Borden?

  Kelly Bundy : Can't spell that either.

  Bud Bundy : What can you spell?

  Kelly Bundy : Cat. So, let's go to the K's.

• [as the family gets ready to leave] 

  Peggy Bundy : Honey, did you shut off the phone?

  Kelly Bundy : Yes.

  Peggy Bundy : Stop the mail?

  Bud Bundy : Yup.

  Peggy Bundy : Did you cancel the newspaper?

  Kelly Bundy : Yes. But won't the D'Arcys be mad? I mean, it's their paper.

  Peggy Bundy : Honey, the D'Arcys have bigger problems. All right, Bud and Kelly... Kat.

  [Kelly smiles proudly] 

  Peggy Bundy : Let's go.

  Buck the Dog : The Kat family. Good choice, you blonde airhead.