Married... with Children (TV Series)

How Bleen Was My Kelly (1995)

Kevin Curran: Lucky

Quotes 

• [Al is carrying two large bags of dog food] 

  Al Bundy : You know, Peg, this dog is chewing a hole in our budget. Look at these. Kibbles, dog biscuits, Liver Snaps.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, actually, Al, those are for Mom.

  Al Bundy : Well, why didn't you say so?

  [Al throws the bags out the front door] 

  Lucky : Ooh, food! An escape from this hellhole.

  [Lucky runs outside after the food] 

• Lucky : Bleen made me so horny, I'm gonna rent me 101 dalmations... and I don't mean the movie.