The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (TV Series)
The Ruptured Duck (1961)
Dwayne Hickman: Dobie Gillis
Quotes
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[now that they are honorably discharged from their Army duty, Dobie and Maynard discuss their future]
Dobie Gillis : You've gotta stop screaming every time you hear the word 'work'.
Maynard G. Krebs : *WORK!*
Dobie Gillis : Maynard!
Maynard G. Krebs : OK, good buddy. What kind of w-, w-... that terrible thing you said are we gonna do?
Dobie Gillis : Employment, yeah. I don't know, uh, something in the executive line, maybe?
Maynard G. Krebs : Oh, good thinkin', I mean the world is, like, cryin' for executives our age, I mean, especially with beards.
Dobie Gillis : Oh, yeah. Well, how 'bout door-to-door salesman?
Maynard G. Krebs : Dogs bite ya.
Dobie Gillis : Gardener?
Maynard G. Krebs : Mosquitoes bite ya.
Dobie Gillis : Babysitter?
Maynard G. Krebs : Babies bite ya.
Dobie Gillis : Maynard... let's go back to the Army.