Dobie would have thought that he would have looked forward to this day of his and Maynard's honorable discharge from the army, but what Maynard alerts him to is that they will now have to find jobs. Despite his parents and Zelda having Dobie's immediate future mapped out for him, Dobie has no idea what he wants to do. When he thinks about it, what Dobie really wants to do - what his stint in the army taught him - is to get more education, which he knows is impossible since his grades from high school were not good enough to get him into college, and he doesn't have the money. Much to Mr. Pomfritt's chagrin, what the Gillises are alerted to is that S. Peter Pryor Junior College, where Mr. Pomfritt now teaches, is free and will accept anyone who has a high school diploma. After Dobie, Maynard and Zelda's orientation day as freshmen, Dobie still isn't sure if he can handle life at S. Peter Pryor. The last page of the orientation guide may give him an indication if he should at least give... Written by
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With the setting of the show shifting from the Army to Pryor Junior College, Dobie changes during the first "Thinker" monologue out of his Army uniform and into civilian clothes. See more
Private Gillis! Private Krebs! At ease. Gentlemen, today is a proud day in the history of the United States Army. A glorious day, a day that will rank with Yorktown, with San Juan Hill, with V-E Day, with V-J Day. Gentlemen, speaking for the United States Army, indeed, for all America, I take excruciating pleasure in handing you your discharge.
Pryor, Oh Pryor
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