M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Are You Now, Margaret? (1979)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Well, tell me what I can do.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : We need to be closer, Margaret. Much closer.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Closer?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Right.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Margaret and Williamson kiss. Klinger steps out of the closet and snaps a picture] 'V.I.P. Makes Major Mistake.'
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : What was that?
Major Margaret Houlihan : It's 10:00.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Hawkeye, B.J., and Charles enter] Did someone flash?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Uh! Uh, uh... There is someone in that wall locker.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : There is?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, my. You must...
Maj. Charles Winchester : You're right, they're everywhere.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [B.J. opens the closet door] Klinger, is there someone in here?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No, I've been in here 20 minutes, and I haven't seen anybody.
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Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Oh-- You wouldn't stoop to blackmail.
Major Margaret Houlihan : What about you, you lecherous hypocrite? You're so sure I'm a Communist, but for a little tumble, you'd let me off the hook?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Don't be absurd. I would never have let you off the hook.
Major Margaret Houlihan : You mean you were gonna--and then you--You creep!
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Major Margaret Houlihan : You sure you two want to seen with me?
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Major Margaret Houlihan : I can hardly believe it. I've never been so close to an actual congressman, a man with his finger on the pulse of the nation.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Well, actually, I'm not the congressman. I'm just his aide. Of course, I do have his ear.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Well, I've never been so close to a man who has the ear of the man with his finger on the pulse of the nation.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : [Giving directions to post op to the visiting congressional aide] It's right across the compound. You can't miss it. It's filled with people getting better.