The Love Boat (TV Series) Return of the Ninny/Touchdown Twins/Split Personality (1981) User Reviews

Billy's Mom Has Got It Goin On

[WalterKafka · 5 March 2024]

This is your Valentine's episode for 1981. 'I'd like to help you with your bags but I don't want to interfere with your individuality.' It was five episodes ago that we saw Charo? She's back, again, with Larry Linville, again. Arlene Martel is his gal. Charo isn't a fan of this gal-pal. Michael Lembeck is Gopher's old school buddy. He's in the employ of oil tycoon Ralph Bellamy. He's got a commie daughter, Laurette Sprag. Now she's fallen for Lembeck - only she doesn't know who he is! Wacky! Samantha Eggar is here with son and his friend. The latter is played by Vincent Van Patten of Rock N Roll High School fame. Vince is falling for Eggar in a big way. She's too busy reading 'Unidentified Flying Objects: Fact or Fantasy?' On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 3 * out of a possible 4 *.