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Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver's Dance (1960)
Tony Dow: Wally Cleaver
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Quotes
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Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : [reading a newspaper on the living room couch] Hey, Dad, what's community property?
Ward Cleaver : Well, community property means that your mother owns half of everything I earn or own.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : What a gyp! No wonder women get married!
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Larry Mondello : Hey, Wally, how come they make you wear white gloves in dancing school?
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Well, I don't know. I guess they don't want you slobbin' up the girls.
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June Cleaver : Wally, your brother has been invited to the Mayfield Cotillion dances.
[she shows him the invitation]
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Dances? Hey, can I be around here when you show him this?
Ward Cleaver : What do you want to be around for?
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Well, blue suits and white gloves - man, The Beaver's gonna go right through the ceiling... Boy, there sure is gonna be a lot of yellin' and screamin' around here.
June Cleaver : He was invited, and of course he's going to go.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Well, OK, Mom, but on Saturday, Dad, you better be around to drag him.
June Cleaver : Wally, why wouldn't he want to go? He'll get a chance to be dressed up and look his best, and learn some manners, and he'll meet some very charming little girls.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Well, gee, Mom, any one of those creepy things would kill the deal.
June Cleaver : Wally, you're just being difficult. What do you think, Ward?
Ward Cleaver : I think I better be prepared to drag him.
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Theodore Cleaver : What's a cotillion?
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : It's what snobs call a dance.