Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
A Crafts-Woman Scorned (1995)
Clive Swift: Richard
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[first lines]
Hyacinth : It's absolutely scandalous! My free-style floral decoration for a table centrepiece deserved a first prize. Everybody said so.
Richard : Well, you got a second.
Hyacinth : And to give first prize to Lydia Hawkesworth. Of all people!
Richard : Better luck next time. It was just one of those things, Hyacinth.
Hyacinth : It was one of those things that didn't deserve a first prize. Oh. It's not that I mind losing. It's just that I hate the thought of first prize being given to somebody who'll make such a meal of it; we'll never hear the last of it. If they'd given it to me my natural modesty would ensure a minimum of fuss. To give it to Lydia Hawkesworth! You saw it; you were there. What did you think? Come along, Richard, be honest.
Richard : I hated it.
Hyacinth : I'm glad we're of the same opinion.
Richard : I know when to hate something, or not.
Hyacinth : The woman has no taste. And as for the judges, where do they find these judges? Must be the same idiots that keep letting people off serious crime.