Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Kiss (1998)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Sorry I'm late. The hovercraft blew an engine and it was daylight before the Coast Guard picked us up.

• Nina Van Horn : Tonight Binnie and I are going out, but we will spend the entire evening avoiding alcohol and men.

  Dennis Finch : That's great. Okay, I'll start the pool. Ten bucks a square. I say Nina is legally drunk and dancing with Euro-trash by 8:30.

  Elliot DiMauro : Put me down for 7:15.

  Jack Gallo : Moving on... 9:20.

  Maya Gallo : Come on, you guys. Give Nina a little credit. 10:45.

• Nina Van Horn : Tonight Binnie and I are going to folk night at a lesbian bar.

  Elliot DiMauro : You can go any time. Every night is folk night at a lesbian bar.

• Elliot DiMauro : What happened to folk night?

  Nina Van Horn : Please. If I wanted to listen to a bitter old woman gripe about farm foreclosures, I'd call my mother.

• Maya Gallo : You know, once in a while you could try staying home.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, no. No more parties at home. No one wants to stay to clean up or untie me.

• Nina Van Horn : I'm staying home tonight. I'm going to read a book.

  Dennis Finch : I don't want to spoil it for you, but Waldo is in the upper left hand corner.

  Nina Van Horn : I mean it. I'm going to draw a bath. I got bubble bath, and later I'll be dropping by the shelter to pick up a cat.

  Dennis Finch : Aw, poor tabby, minutes away from a humane death.