Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Pizza Parlor (1966)
Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink
Quotes
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Cpl. Langenscheidt : The mess sergeant would like to know what you and your guest would like for dinner.
Major Bonacelli : [speaks Italian] Antipasto, minestrone, pasta al dente.
[Langenscheidt nods]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Langenscheidt! We will have potato soup, boiled potatoes, potato pancakes, sauerkraut, and sauerbraten.
Cpl. Langenscheidt : Ja, Herr Kommandant.
[he leaves]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [to Bonacelli] Bon appetit.
[Bonacelli looks nauseated]
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Major Bonacelli : In our camps, we have one firm rule. No prisoner is allowed to carry a gun.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : That is an excellent rule.
[Bonacelli points to Newkirk, who is leaning on Schultz's rifle]
Sgt. Schultz : Schultz!
Sgt. Schultz : Ja wohl, herr kommandant.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Are you crazy, allowing a prisoner to hold your gun?
Sgt. Schultz : There is no danger, herr kommandant. The gun is not loaded.
Major Bonacelli : That's our second rule. All guards must carry loaded guns.
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Sgt. Schultz : Everything is in order, Herr Kommandant!
Col. Wilhelm Klink : As it should be.