Have Gun - Will Travel (TV Series)
The Last Laugh (1958)
Richard Boone: Paladin
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Quotes
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Gil Borden : Hey, what do you think you're doing, Mister?
Paladin : Oh, I was just trying to organise this, the, ah, personal...
Gil Borden : Well, this is my wife's petticoat.
Paladin : I recognized it. It's Belgian lace and it's very pretty.
Gil Borden : I don't like your sense of humor, Mister
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Gil Borden : All right. Who was it?
Ed McKay : Him.
Paladin : Borden, use your head. What reason would I have to hurt your wife?
Ed McKay : Look at him. He's a fast gun. He likes hurting people.
Paladin : You don't believe that, do you?
Gil Borden : I can't disbelieve it.
Ed McKay : He was right there, at the horse, fussing with the saddle, fixing the cinch. Ask anybody.
Mickey : That's right. I saw it from inside the saloon. He was fooling around with that cinch.
Gil Borden : It better be the truth, Ed.
Ed McKay : You think anybody is crazy enough to lie to you? Ask Judd, he was there.
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Paladin : A mob's incapable of reason, or trust. I'd like to believe you're not part of it.
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Nora Borden : And please forgive my husband's temper. Sometimes I think he'd rather fight than eat.
Paladin : Well, that's good for the waistline and hard on the knuckles.
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Paladin : Isn't your wife invited to this party?
Gil Borden : You won't enjoy it as much as I will.
Paladin : I think she'd like to see you as a hero, judge, jury, and executioner all wrapped up in one.
Gil Borden : Tie him up, Ed.
Paladin : She'll be real pleased with you... Shooting an innocent man, unarmed, with his hands carefully tied. She'd be really impressed with you.
Gil Borden : One more word out of you!
Ed McKay : Go on, Borden, put him away.
Paladin : Let Mr Borden have his big moment.
Ed McKay : He's trying to talk you into fighting.
Mickey : Yeah, he ain't worth it.
Gil Borden : You guys shut up.
Paladin : I was told you'd rather fight than eat. Are you looking for a change of diet?
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Nora Borden : [Paladin has just given his $2000 payment to Nora for medical expenses, but says he'll get it back anyway] How will you get it back?
Paladin : The doctor I told you about, in San Francisco? He's a first-rate doctor, but he's a second-rate poker player.
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Paladin : Would you step into the barn with me for a moment?
Judd Calhoun : What for?
Paladin : Well, the daylight has become rather bad for my health.