The Golden Girls (TV Series)
The Heart Attack (1985)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Sophia Petrillo : I've got a bubble.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Why're you holding your chest?
Sophia Petrillo : The bubble is in my chest.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What do you mean you have a bubble? Is it pain?
Sophia Petrillo : If it was pain I'd call it pain, I have a bubble.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche, do you know what a bubble is?
Blanche Devereaux : [shows her ring] I know what a bauble is.
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Sophia Petrillo : Oh! Oh!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What is it, Ma?
Sophia Petrillo : Pain!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What kind of pain?
Sophia Petrillo : The kind that hurts!
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : I knew this woman who went to Paris, went out to eat and she just had watercrest, because you know she didn't want to gain weight. And when she left, this gargoyle fell off the roof, hit her on the head and killed her! And just look at what her last meal was.
Blanche Devereaux : That's horrible, here, eat up.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Of course it'll be just my luck, I'll eat, I'll gain 40 pounds and I'll live to be 90.
Rose Nylund : Me too, I'm as healthy as a horse, unfortunately I'll wind up looking like one.
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Sophia Petrillo : [the girls hover over Sophia while she sleeps, she wakes up] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [the girls jump back] What, Ma, what?
Sophia Petrillo : What? You're standing over me with pores like that, I think I'm on the moon.
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Sophia Petrillo : Didn't Aunt Teresa die of a heart attack?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Aunt Teresa didn't have a heart.
Sophia Petrillo : Uncle Nunzio?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Uncle Nunzio died to get away from Aunt Teresa.
Sophia Petrillo : My mother die of old age, and my father fell off a donkey. So we got healthy hearts in our family.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Very, very healthy.
Sophia Petrillo : That's good.