The Golden Girls (TV Series)
The Custody Battle (1985)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Gloria : Dorothy, why don't you ever come to California to visit me?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : It's not easy, you know... I have my job, I have responsibilities, I've never been invited...
Gloria : Well, I'm inviting you now. I have a huge house with servants and an ocean view. And Bert Convy shops in my grocery store.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Bert Convy? Let's leave now!
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Gloria : Remember when we were little girls and you used to tell me bedtime stories?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh yeah, the vampire in the closet, the boogey man and the little girl, cannibal parents, I think between the ages of 5 and 7 you got about what, two hours of sleep?
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [Gloria tells about how Sophia praised her all her life] How come Ma never told me about any of this?
Gloria : She did. Remember when Mom and Pop had to go out, who did they always leave in charge?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Me.
Gloria : And you know why?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Yeah, because Phil played with matches.
Gloria : No, Dorothy, because she trusted you.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Blanche, aren't you forgetting something?
Blanche Devereaux : Oh no, I never wear underwear.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [enters Sophia's bedroom] Ma, what're you doing?
Sophia Petrillo : Having a toga party, what's it look like?
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Blanche Devereaux : [about her audition for MacBeth] I've got this part in the sack.
Rose Nylund : She means in the bag.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : No Rose, I don't think so.