The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Long Day's Journey Into Marinara (1987)
Betty White: Rose Nylund
Quotes
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[Sophia and Angela have just cooked a meal for the entire household]
Blanche Devereaux : Angela, that was the best meal I've ever had in my life.
Angela : Well, how good could it have been? You left half of it.
Blanche Devereaux : I ate every bite!
Angela : There's some sauce left. If you'd really liked it, you'd take a hunk of bread and sop it all up. You can afford it!
Blanche Devereaux : Oh, no I cant! I've put on a few pounds, you just haven't noticed.
Angela : What am I blind? I can see that. I meant the bread. You can afford it, it's only 89 cents a loaf.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You two made such a fantastic meal. I can't imagine what you came up with for dessert.
Rose Nylund : I made dessert!
Blanche Devereaux : Damn!
Rose Nylund : What you say Blanche?
Blanche Devereaux : Yum. I said yum
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Rose, is this another one of those Scandanavian viking concoctions?
Rose Nylund : Yes! It's called Geneukenfleuken cake. An ancient recipe but I amercanised it.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : So one might say you brought "Geneukenfleuken" into the 80s?
Rose Nylund : Yes. But I'm not one to blow my own vetugenfluken.
Sophia Petrillo : I can't even reach mine.
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Rose Nylund : [enters kitchen] Girls, I just went out to the garage to check on Count Bessie and her cage is open and she's gone! Where could she be?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [looks at her dinner] Aunt Angela, where did you get this chicken?
Angela : The garage.
Blanche Devereaux : [forlornly puts her fried chicken down] I guess this means no live entertainment with dessert.
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Angela : Hi Rose, watcha got there?
Rose Nylund : [clutching a Tupperware container of fried chicken] Exhibit A!
[storms off]
Angela : You know, I like Rose, but when a woman throws herself on a platter of chicken and screams 'Murderer!', she's not playing with a full set of bocce balls. I'm getting out of here just in time.
