The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Home Again, Rose: Part 1 (1992)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : [planning to 'crash' a High School reunion that isn't theirs]  You have to be prepared. Now, I'm going to go by the school library and pick up some old yearbooks. We have to know all the basics, you know, like, oh, Senior Class president, quarterback of the football team, class slut.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche, how do you tell a slut from a yearbook?

  Rose Nylund : Oh, uh, how do you tell a slut from a yearbook? You don't have to buy a yearbook dinner.

  Blanche Devereaux : Rose...

  Rose Nylund : You can take a yearbook home to your parents.

  Blanche Devereaux : Rose...

  Rose Nylund : There's nothing wrong with having a yearbook on the coffee table.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Rose, this isn't a riddle.

  Rose Nylund : Well, make it one. I had three good answers!

• Blanche Devereaux : [as they're ready to leave to crash a High School reunion, Rose is having second thoughts]  Wait a minute, you're deliberately tryin' to get out of going.

  Rose Nylund : To tell you the truth, I think I'm a little afraid.

  Blanche Devereaux : Afraid of what?

  Rose Nylund : Afraid of looking stupid.

  Sophia Petrillo : Ho!

  Rose Nylund : I think this whole thing is wrong. I mean, we're going to this reunion, and deceiving people, and changing our past histories. To me, that's almost like lying, and that's against everything I am.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Rose, what's the natural color of your hair?

  Rose Nylund : I'll get the car.

• Rose Nylund : [at the reunion]  When no-one was looking, I went by the no-show table and got four name tags for us. Blanche, you'll be Susan Armstrong, and Dorothy, you'll be Cindy Lou Peeples, and Sophia, you're Myron Zucker.

  Sophia Petrillo : Rose, you idiot, there's no way I'm gonna pass for a man. Dorothy, trade with me?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Go to Hell, Myron.