The Golden Girls (TV Series)

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (1986)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

Quotes 

• Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [looking through Blanche's boudier calendar]  Whoa!

  Blanche Devereaux : September?

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Yep!

  Sophia Petrillo : I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.

• Airport Mendicant : Excuse me. Would you like to buy a flower?

  Sophia Petrillo : Beat it, chrome-dome! And while you're at it, get a job! Get a suit! And get on your knees and beg your mother's forgiveness!

• Albert : Can you cook?

  Sophia Petrillo : Are you black?

• Rose Nylund : Sophia, look out, he has a gun!

  Sophia Petrillo : [steals the gun from Santa]  This is a toy!

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : I don't believe it!

  Sophia Petrillo : Neither do I, you call yourself an Italian and you can't tell the difference between a toy and a real piece?

• Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Where is the Christmas spirit?

  Sophia Petrillo : Neiman Marcus, third floor, ladies apparel.

• Sophia Petrillo : [Walking into the holdup]  Half an hour alone in that car, what do I look like, a dachshund?