Get Smart (TV Series)

The Day They Raided the Knights (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

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• Chief : Over budget or no over budget, I can't afford to lay off 5 agents. There must be some mistake.

  Larabee : Sorry Chief, but you know this computer, it doesn't make mistakes.

  Chief : Oh, then why did it pick Egypt over Israel in the Six Day War?

  Larabee : Who didn't?

• Maxwell Smart : Ok Chief, you can count on me. I'll be up first thing in the morning and I'll check out every topless restaurant in town.

  Chief : Max, KAOS wouldn't hide guns in a topless restaurant.

  Maxwell Smart : They wouldn't?

  Chief : No.

  Maxwell Smart : Well where would they store them?

  Chief : I don't know.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, well in that case, I'll check the topless restaurants.

• Chief : [holding up a double pistol]  Do you know what this is is?

  Maxwell Smart : Sure, it's a twelve shooter.

  Chief : Max, this is KAOS' secret weapon. It's a stereophonic pistol.

  Maxwell Smart : [grabs the pistol]  A stereophonic pistol? That's fantastic, Chief. You mean you can shoot a bullet from this barrel, and you can shoot a bullet from this barrel and if you stand in between, it's just like being there in person.

  Chief : Something like that.