Get Smart (TV Series)
Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron (1968)
Barbara Feldon: #99
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Quotes
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99's Mother : [about Max] Eh, is he really in the greeting card business?
99 : Why yes of course, why do you ask?
99's Mother : Oh, I don't know. Your father always used to always say he was in the greeting card business.
99 : And wasn't he?
99's Mother : Didn't you know? Your father was a spy.
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Chief : KAOS has destroyed almost 90% of America's potato crop.
Maxwell Smart : Oh, I didn't know that, Chief.
Chief : It's been our government most closely guarded secret.
99 : Well I can see why, Americans love potatoes.
Maxwell Smart : That's right, Chief. Potatoes are as American as pizzas or tacos.
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99 : Mother, you just call Max 'Max' and Max, you call mother 'mother'.
[they all sit down on a couch]
Maxwell Smart : Right, 99.
99's Mother : 99?
99 : Oh, eh, Max and I have pet names for each other, heh, sometimes he calls me '99' and sometimes I call him '86'.
99's Mother : Isn't that cute. You can call me '38' if it isn't taken.
Maxwell Smart : No, no. No it isn't.
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99 : Max, it's Mr. Smith...
Maxwell Smart : It's the Red Baron.
Maxwell Smart , 99 : [the man in question takes off his flying goggles] It's Siegfried!
Siegfried : You bet your sweet shoephone it's Siegfried. We meet again...
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Maxwell Smart : How did you know we were here, Chief?
Chief : I stopped by the house and 99's mother told me you were here.
99 : You came just in the nick of time, Chief.
Chief : I would have been here sooner but she made me stop and eat first.
