Get Smart (TV Series)

Kisses for KAOS (1966)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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Quotes 

• Agent 99 : [Maxwell, posing as 99's butler, places a bowl of soup with a hidden camera in front of Savage]  Try the soup, Rex, I think you'll like it.

  Savage : What kind is it?

  Maxwell Smart : Cream of Technicolor.

• Agent 99 : Max, look at that Modern sculpture. It's made out of a dented hubcap, rusted fender, tin cans, nuts and bolts and a bicycle chain.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, he's given us man's eternal struggle against the universe out of a pile of junk.

  Agent 99 : What's it called?

  Maxwell Smart : [reading a placard]  "A Pile of Junk".

• Maxwell Smart : [the intelligence report by way of a top secret relay rock proves inconclusive]  Well, either our boys are lying down on the job, or this rock is a forgery.

  Agent 99 : No, that's the official Control rock, Max. Look.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh yes, our name and address is on it.

  Maxwell Smart : [reads inscription]  If found drop in any mailbox.